Apparently, paranormal investigators take "hold my beer, bro" to a whole new level — one that involves mystical curses and evil spirits rather than a bump on the head or a sprained ankle. If only Post Malone just stayed out of it.
It’s no secret that the "Rockstar" rapper has had some pretty terrible luck as of late. He even tweeted "God must hate me, LOL."
In the span of a few weeks, Malone almost died in a plane crash when both wheels of his private jet blew out during takeoff; his Rolls-Royce was t-boned in West Hollywood; and his old house was violently robbed (and Mercury isn’t even in retrograde).
And some think all of his bad luck has to do with a wicked curse.
TMZ has been floating around a pretty convincing conspiracy theory involving "Ghost Adventures" star Zak Bagans and what's allegedly the world’s most haunted object. Apparently, Malone visited Bagans’ Haunted Museum in June, and encountered a dybbuk box (a box from Jewish lore, traditionally used to contain malicious spirits).
After downing a couple beers, Bagans felt compelled to touch the dybbuk box and remove its protective case. While he was touching the box, Malone put his hand on Bagan’s shoulder. This is apparently all it takes to trigger a curse, according to the famed paranormal investigator.
Bagans told TMZ that Malone was freaked out by the encounter, and a video showed the singer frantically trying to convince the "Ghost Adventures" star to leave the room and stop messing with the evil box. Eventually, Malone and Bagans left. But unfortunately, it seems like they didn’t leave soon enough.
If Malone is actually haunted by a dybbuk box, a Google search reveals a wealth of Internet witches willing to remove curses for as low as $250 a pop. Who knew it was that easy?
